Melange a Trois Part 1: Because the Sublime Naturally Leads To The Ridiculous…

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As I have mentioned before, I enjoy being in bed with more than one person at once. Aside from the obvious (more shiny! more hands! more teeth! more mean! more nice! more opportunities to see people you like being really really happy! more fun!), having more than two people in the bed leads to opportunities to be helpful. I love being helpful. It also leads, on occasion, to one of my absolute favorite things in the universe - ridiculous quotes. Case in point:

“Hey! You’re bogarting the vagina!*”
… a quote which would go at the top of my “things I never thought I’d hear/say” list for the week had I not just had to say “Jesus! Does he speak Swedish?” in an Irish accent for an audition.

Now some people might say that ridiculous quotes have no place in a serious sexual encounter. I say to those people, “go sleep with someone else!” I like a big heaping dose of silly with my sex. If I end up falling off the bed from hysterical laughter or forgetting how to breathe then I’m a happy, happy girl.


*To quote Karen Walker - “It’s funny because it’s true!”

 



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  1. 1
    coraline said,

    on December 1st, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    i’m not surprised someone else has said this, but orion said precisely that phrase about a year ago… i’d mostly forgotten it until this post :)

  2. 2
    Rona said,

    on December 1st, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    *snort*

    Color me not surprised either. I’m still amused.

  3. 3
    Patricia said,

    on December 2nd, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    If you can’t laugh during sex, you are missing a huge amount of fun. People shouldn’t take it so seriously.

  4. 4
    Victor said,

    on December 2nd, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    I remain very happy my first lover stressed the importance of laughing during/about sex.

    Of course, this was the woman who kept her condoms in a Mr Potato Head at the side of the bed who was referred to as “The Guardian of the Den of Iniquity”.

  5. 5
    naughtyscholar said,

    on December 9th, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    Funny post! And I agree about being silly. Being able to laugh at yourself or your partners freely is a good good thing. :)

  6. 6
    Mr.... said,

    on December 23rd, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    That is hilarious. I too am a proponent for fun sex. If you can engage in some witty (or ridiculous) banter with me during sex, you’ve certainly made an impression on me. Here’s a line for ya: “Excuse me, could you pass the pussy please?”

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