Secret Confessions of a Smart Girl

Drinking bubble tea with a kinky friend and her young child leads to a lot of inadvertent oral sex jokes. You say these things, and then you realize what you’ve said, and then you start laughing so hard you can’t breathe while the 3 year old stares at you in confusion. Some of the more memorable quotes included:

“Suck harder! That’s your problem. You’re not sucking hard enough.”

“Stop spitting out the balls! You have to keep them in your mouth!”

and

“You’re hogging the balls!”

Bubble Tea: It’s so much fun when it’s going down.